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by Summer Dreamer
08 Oct 2019, 14:05
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154657

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Patient: "I keep thinking I'm an island off the toe of Italy."
Doctor: "Don't be so silly."
by Summer Dreamer
14 Sep 2019, 12:52
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154657

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Ok, and whilst we may be on the subject, I was in the local Turkish Vegan restaurant last Tuesday, about 9pm, and when the waiter came over I thought, I'm not taking any of their usual shit, and I shouted, "NO, I don't want to hear anything from you, sir, about the famous Coventry ska revivalists T...
by Summer Dreamer
12 Sep 2019, 16:24
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154657

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I was at a restaurant last week and the waiter, Tony, asked if I'd like to see the specials. I said "no thanks, I know what I'd like and I don't need that too Tone".
by Summer Dreamer
21 Aug 2019, 15:24
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU LOT LISTENIN TO - When it's not the fucking Stranglers??!
Replies: 4889
Views: 230398

Re: WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU LOT LISTENIN TO - When it's not the fucking Stranglers??!

California Son - Morrissey
It's all covers, but Morrissey puts a unique stamp on them. His voice seems to get better with age, and is really quite superlative on this album imho. And there are 3 or 4 very strong stand out tracks.
by Summer Dreamer
01 Jul 2019, 17:13
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154657

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

cerdan6899 wrote:
28 Jun 2019, 20:18
The wife and i have called it a day. She's said she can't put up with my obsession with football anymore and want's a divorce. Can't complain, we've had seventeen good seasons together.
Did you have anyone lined up on the sub's bench? :P
by Summer Dreamer
27 Mar 2019, 23:00
Forum: Announcements
Topic: No funding this year but if you want to do something amazing...
Replies: 23
Views: 7706

Re: No funding this year but if you want to do something amazing...

theraven1979 wrote:
27 Mar 2019, 20:20
Back in black!

Thanks

Jim
Fantastic! :grin:
by Summer Dreamer
27 Mar 2019, 17:35
Forum: Announcements
Topic: No funding this year but if you want to do something amazing...
Replies: 23
Views: 7706

Re: No funding this year but if you want to do something amazing...

theraven1979 wrote:
26 Mar 2019, 18:05
Finally, if you have donated and you're forum user name isn't in a fetching black colour (as part of the "Site Supporters" group) then let me know and I'll sort it.
Just checking this.

Thanks again Jim for keeping the boards going.
by Summer Dreamer
04 Feb 2019, 18:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154657

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

People can say what they like about him, but when I was eight years old Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded in his dressing room... what a guy!
by Summer Dreamer
24 Oct 2018, 15:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154657

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A friend was telling me about popular dog breeds these days, like the Cockapoo - a Cocker Spaniel / poodle cross - and the Labradoodle - a Labrador / Poodle cross.

I said I fancy getting a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu... but I'm not too sure what to call it... :smt003
by Summer Dreamer
06 Sep 2018, 13:25
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Stranglers songs about yer nob
Replies: 20
Views: 5233

Re: Stranglers songs about yer nob

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by Summer Dreamer
06 Sep 2018, 11:51
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Stranglers songs about yer nob
Replies: 20
Views: 5233

Re: Stranglers songs about yer nob

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by Summer Dreamer
05 Sep 2018, 16:23
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Stranglers Tit Songs
Replies: 9
Views: 2904

Re: Stranglers Tit Songs

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