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Love Turdy

I've recently started dating one of a pair of identical twins.

My mate asked how I tell them apart (avoiding any embarrassment).

I replied - luckily Susan always wears purple nail varnish and Brian has a cock!!

Obviously (and literally) You Hold The Key To My Love In Your Hands

By all accounts The Damned blew SLF off at the recent Custom House Square gig in Belfast. I cannot confirm as I was nowhere near the thing

Relentless

I visited my local Health Centre complaining of feeling like a Jelly Baby.......

...the G.P. ate my face off

Shattus Norvegicus
Strange Little Curl
Goodbye Stoolouse
Midnight Summer Steamer

"Hot log, summer in the city..."

BABY SHAKES and PROTEX – TURN IT UP The Menagerie 5th August 2018 A couple of months ago I received an e-mail with an attached YouTube clip – nothing unusual there – except, it was a link to a young, female fronted band performing RUDI’s ‘Big Time’. Three denim jacketed, mini-skirted young ladies - ...

Baby Shakes

Tommy Tiernan

Sitting at my workstation in my new office - same job, same member of staff - but different surroundings and new boss. Same old fucken shit though