What do the owners of electric cars and people with diarrhoea have in common?
They don't know if they'll make it home.
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- 10 Apr 2024, 17:12
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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- 27 Mar 2024, 12:26
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Last time we went to see the daughter we got to the Ryanair check in desk. The woman asked us if we had reservations. I said yes, but they were still the cheapest.....
- 27 Mar 2024, 11:11
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Got home from work yesterday and the missus had been on Ebay all day. If she's still on there later I'll have to drop the price.....
- 21 Feb 2024, 16:34
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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I went out with a girl who was a medium. Said so in her vest.
- 12 Feb 2024, 17:13
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Just tried a new Mary Poppins themed restaurant.
Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious.....
Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious.....
- 11 Feb 2024, 17:43
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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I was watching the rugby yesterday with subtitles on and thought the chap doing it had fallen asleep and landed head down on his keyboard. Then I realised it was the Welsh National Anthem.....
- 17 Jan 2024, 18:03
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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A doctor told me yesterday that if I didn't stop drinking beer I'd end up in hospital.
Mind you, it was his pint.
Mind you, it was his pint.
- 01 Dec 2023, 11:18
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli on a train. Hot day so the Englishman opens the window and a fly comes in. Quick as a flash he whips out a bow and arrow and pins it to the wall. Taking a bow he says, "Jack, best archer in London." Another fly comes in and the Frenchman gets out h...
- 24 Nov 2023, 15:20
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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I once had a job as a wringer out for a one armed window cleaner.
- 15 Nov 2023, 10:08
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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I'm now a fully qualified counterfeiter.
I have the certificate to prove it.....
I have the certificate to prove it.....
- 04 Oct 2023, 11:27
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Life on the dole. It has its benefits.
- 25 Sep 2023, 16:32
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- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's ver...