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by PJayBe
01 Jul 2019, 22:53
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Glastonbury 2019
Replies: 18
Views: 1876

Re: Glastonbury 2019

Nothing grabbed me at all from the BBC's coverage.
by PJayBe
10 May 2019, 16:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

And the Lord said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life." However John came fifth and got a toaster.
by PJayBe
03 Apr 2019, 21:05
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs..... My wife accused me of being immature, so I told her to get out of my fort. Just asked the wife what she's burning for dinner. Turned out it was my clothes. Honesty may be the best policy, but by a process of elimination, dishonesty is...
by PJayBe
04 Feb 2019, 20:19
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A guy was up in court for repeatedly battering his wife. The judge asked him why he kept beating her. He said,

"I don't know, maybe it's my weight and superior footwork......."
by PJayBe
16 Dec 2018, 15:43
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Stranglers v Clash v The Jam v Pistols
Replies: 6
Views: 1716

Re: Stranglers v Clash v The Jam v Pistols

Too difficult. Picked four bands from that era I love and still play regularly. If a gun was put to my head I might have to say The Clash, but in reality it's probably whichever I have listened to most recently!!
by PJayBe
05 Dec 2018, 18:36
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?


George Bush’s advent calendar.
by PJayBe
08 Nov 2018, 16:23
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Hello, You've called The Incontinence Hotline ....... Can you hold please??
by PJayBe
08 Nov 2018, 16:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I'm currently doing an assignment for my Latin course, and cannot for the life of me remember what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500. I'm livid.
by PJayBe
24 Sep 2018, 21:50
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Three Line Gig Review - Fields of The Nephilim 5/12/14
Replies: 5
Views: 1862

Re: Three Line Gig Review - Fields of The Nephilim 5/12/14

Seeing the Nephs for the first time next month. Never had the chance before, so really looking forward to it. Think The Church are supporting.
by PJayBe
19 Aug 2018, 11:59
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

There's a Haircut 100 concert on Sky's Love channel at the moment.

If you've missed the start you can catch it on Love + 1
by PJayBe
19 Aug 2018, 11:58
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Most people have 206 bones in their body but I have nearly 300. Yes, kippers for breakfast again!
by PJayBe
16 Aug 2018, 17:11
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154505

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A tree house is the ultimate insult.

You're saying, "I killed a friend of yours, please hold him for me..."