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by Keninblack
27 Mar 2008, 02:12
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Dropping like flies but who next?
Replies: 19
Views: 1661

johnnyg1968 wrote:Amy winehouse or pete docherty would be good
Naaa, dieing is too good for them - what they need is a good kick in the arse.
by Keninblack
07 Feb 2007, 10:41
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1956
Views: 143101

Say it with flowers

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by Keninblack
18 Jan 2007, 13:54
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Swearing - freedom of
Replies: 49
Views: 2587

I got pulled up in work for calling Margret Thatcher a cunt.

I was told by a Tory boy that that sort of language was unacceptable, so I had to ask 'what, cunt or Thatcher?'
by Keninblack
07 Dec 2006, 11:53
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: 5 musicians you would like to see JJ beat 7 bells out of?
Replies: 20
Views: 1307

Organ Grinder wrote:1. Bono
2. Bono
3. Bono
4. Bono
5. Bono

Did I mention Bono too?
Can he give Bono another kicking after that?
by Keninblack
05 Dec 2006, 16:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1956
Views: 143101

3 Parrots

Just wait & watch

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by Keninblack
01 Dec 2006, 14:45
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Oh, What a Perfect Day.
Replies: 30
Views: 1561

Don't mind going to work with a hangover (like today). I'm of the opinion that it is nice to be paid to feel like crap.
by Keninblack
27 Nov 2006, 13:17
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: pathetic neighbours
Replies: 27
Views: 1561

I fuckin hate my neighbours. Saturday while still trying to recover from the Friday evenings refreshment, next door lets their shitty little bastard dog loose and there it goes barking all over the place and really upsetting my hangover. If it happens again, it'll be time for the poison sausage to s...
by Keninblack
16 Nov 2006, 17:02
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: VIZ
Replies: 56
Views: 6136

Drivers, why spend a fortune on personalised number plates, simply change your name to your registration plate through Deed Poll.

LPE669W, London
by Keninblack
16 Nov 2006, 15:51
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Anyone for cricket ?
Replies: 2
Views: 502

Anyone for cricket ?

Very addictive (and takes a while to load) - Here
by Keninblack
09 Nov 2006, 13:42
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1956
Views: 143101

One day, leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a Doctor! Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies. There's a new diagnostic computer at Tesco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, a...
by Keninblack
24 Oct 2006, 19:28
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Important notice for lurkers - To keep your account please read
Replies: 13
Views: 5192

Still alive and kicking, just not really sober.....