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by droopsnoot
27 Nov 2020, 19:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Just browsing on Amazon for any Black Friday special offers, and I noticed that if you buy the full set of Adam and the Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand, and deliver.
by droopsnoot
18 Nov 2020, 10:46
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

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Do YOU appear in the form of water droplet?

Are YOU found on grass and windows in the morning?

If so you may be dew condensation!
by droopsnoot
17 Nov 2020, 20:05
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Clown divorces often end in lengthy custardy battles.
by droopsnoot
28 Sep 2020, 09:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 687
Views: 81635

Re: Last book read

"The Picasso Scam" by Stuart Pawson. I haven't read one of his for a few years, and they're getting on a bit now (so as a police story it's a bit outdated in some aspects) but it was still good.
by droopsnoot
23 Sep 2020, 18:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 687
Views: 81635

Re: Last book read

"The Oracle" by Clive Cussler and Robin Burcell. Enjoyable, but perhaps not as enjoyable as his usually are.
by droopsnoot
16 Sep 2020, 09:45
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

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My wife and I have decided to become carpenters.

A friend asked if we had finished anything yet.

I said, "we’ve only just begun".
by droopsnoot
15 Sep 2020, 10:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

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A guy walks into a bookshop and says "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare"

The shop assistant asks "Which one?"

The guy replies "William"
by droopsnoot
12 Sep 2020, 18:58
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

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A little Teddy bear needed money for honey so he started looking for a job. After a long struggle, he was eventually interviewed and landed a job on a building site. On the first day, he was kitted out...wellies, hard hat, hi vis waistcoat and a brand new pick and shovel. And he was given a locker i...
by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2020, 10:08
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?
Replies: 15
Views: 1369

Re: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?

Boody wrote: 27 Aug 2020, 23:03 They were phenomenal- as was the Alex Harvey Band supporting them.
Surely they were sensational, rather than phenomenal? :)
by droopsnoot
21 Aug 2020, 12:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.

"Try Sarah Topps," she replied.
by droopsnoot
20 Aug 2020, 18:25
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.
Replies: 28
Views: 1649

Re: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.

for those that don't get that , his impersonation of a black man singing That annoys me, as well. But then it annoyed me when the bloke from Ruts DC put on a similar accent for some of their songs when I saw them supporting The Stranglers a few years back. I don't really like UB40, it's not my kind...
by droopsnoot
18 Aug 2020, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2093
Views: 190942

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.

Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.

Bystanders said people did try to warn him.