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by droopsnoot
15 Oct 2019, 10:00
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
Replies: 7
Views: 177

Re: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?

BBC4 showed the edition of Imagine entitled "Beware of Mr Baker" again last week, it was quite interesting. He does seem to be very good if you like that kind of drumming, but it's not for me - I don't mind complicated stuff, but sometimes it just goes on too long. Maybe it's better if you're in the...
by droopsnoot
04 Oct 2019, 18:24
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Interesting. Please, take a seat.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
by droopsnoot
24 Sep 2019, 18:53
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What have Thomas Cook and Gerry McCann got in common?

They'll take you on holiday, but won't bring you home.
by droopsnoot
09 Sep 2019, 18:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Went out for a Chinese last night. When I asked the waiter for the Specials, he brought me too much foo yung.
by droopsnoot
08 Sep 2019, 19:12
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”

She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!”
by droopsnoot
02 Sep 2019, 09:47
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: KT Tunstall, "The Stranglers & a Kangaroo?"
Replies: 23
Views: 2928

Re: KT Tunstall, "The Stranglers & a Kangaroo?"

nbm wrote:
28 Aug 2019, 20:29
Saw KT Tunstall last night opening for Squeeze. She's still telling the same story!
I wonder if her fans roll their eyes and go "not that story again", the same way that Stranglers fans do when JJ starts banging on about that fight?
by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2019, 10:06
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics
Replies: 73
Views: 9661

Re: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics

A recent spell confined to someone else's choice of radio station reminded me of:

PM Dawn - Set adrift on memory bliss (the Spandau Ballet sample song). There's a drippy bit where someone says "hoping she'd be a big PM Dawn fan" or something like it.

[/deliberately vague]
by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2019, 10:02
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Bootlegs - any requests ?
Replies: 6
Views: 1518

Re: Bootlegs - any requests ?

Don't want to look on the black side, but:
Forumstats_for_Rob71 wrote: Last active:Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:24 am
by droopsnoot
22 Aug 2019, 18:52
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My mate with a stutter was telling me about his Nana.

By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.
by droopsnoot
17 Aug 2019, 18:49
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?

Found in your cell, unresponsive.
by droopsnoot
08 Aug 2019, 18:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. "You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket" But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket. "Oh really? This I've got to s...
by droopsnoot
08 Aug 2019, 10:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154527

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I started a new business specialising in beach shoes for people with only one leg.

It was a flop.