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by droopsnoot
16 Sep 2020, 09:45
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My wife and I have decided to become carpenters.

A friend asked if we had finished anything yet.

I said, "we’ve only just begun".
by droopsnoot
15 Sep 2020, 10:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A guy walks into a bookshop and says "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare"

The shop assistant asks "Which one?"

The guy replies "William"
by droopsnoot
12 Sep 2020, 18:58
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A little Teddy bear needed money for honey so he started looking for a job. After a long struggle, he was eventually interviewed and landed a job on a building site. On the first day, he was kitted out...wellies, hard hat, hi vis waistcoat and a brand new pick and shovel. And he was given a locker i...
by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2020, 10:08
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?
Replies: 15
Views: 656

Re: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?

Boody wrote: 27 Aug 2020, 23:03 They were phenomenal- as was the Alex Harvey Band supporting them.
Surely they were sensational, rather than phenomenal? :)
by droopsnoot
21 Aug 2020, 12:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.

"Try Sarah Topps," she replied.
by droopsnoot
20 Aug 2020, 18:25
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.
Replies: 28
Views: 926

Re: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.

for those that don't get that , his impersonation of a black man singing That annoys me, as well. But then it annoyed me when the bloke from Ruts DC put on a similar accent for some of their songs when I saw them supporting The Stranglers a few years back. I don't really like UB40, it's not my kind...
by droopsnoot
18 Aug 2020, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.

Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.

Bystanders said people did try to warn him.
by droopsnoot
30 Jul 2020, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Anyone want any old copies of Chiropractors Monthly?

I have a load of back issues.
by droopsnoot
14 Jul 2020, 09:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far, it's been seven owls and fifteen jays.
by droopsnoot
06 Jul 2020, 18:26
Forum: Contact Fans/Arrange Pre-gig piss-ups etc.
Topic: Pubs/beer.
Replies: 13
Views: 486

Re: Pubs/beer.

I went to the pub on Saturday night, and on Sunday lunchtime for lunch with parents, and on Sunday evening. The lunchtime one was the quietest - I really wonder how they can survive if it continues as quietly as it was on Sunday, but perhaps that's just because it was the first weekend and people wi...
by droopsnoot
02 Jul 2020, 10:08
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2080
Views: 185919

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Back to Countryfile, and we're down on the farm for an in-depth interview with a dairy farmer: Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A coupl...
by droopsnoot
30 Jun 2020, 09:52
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Glastonbury
Replies: 19
Views: 3832

Re: Glastonbury

I haven't seen that video before, but it pretty much confirms that the reason you don't see them on the BBC is that it wasn't filmed. There are static cameras below the front of stage, but I imagine that's for the big video screens either side - there didn't seem to be anyone on stage filming.