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by droopsnoot
08 Nov 2018, 11:59
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My mate went to the zoo and saw a baguette in one of the cages. He asked the zoo keeper what was going on and the keeper replied "It's bread in captivity".
by droopsnoot
12 Oct 2018, 10:44
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Flop
by droopsnoot
09 Oct 2018, 10:37
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

They told me I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia.

I've had the last laugh though. So far, I’ve made three jugs and a vase....
by droopsnoot
17 Sep 2018, 10:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A woman walks into a Newcastle hairdresser's and asks "Can I have a perm please?"

"Aye, nee problem pet" says the hairdresser. "Ah wandered lernley as a clood....."
by droopsnoot
30 Aug 2018, 10:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My girlfriend was dating a circus clown before we met. I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
by droopsnoot
22 Aug 2018, 10:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Homer wrote:
08 Aug 2018, 20:47
I hear Sinead 'O' Conner is doing Barry Chuckles remembrance service.

They've chosen 'Nothin Compares, To Me ..... To You' :grin:
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by droopsnoot
16 Aug 2018, 11:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: An example of how the Daily Mail lies
Replies: 12
Views: 848

Re: An example of how the Daily Mail lies

Is the first post an example of how they "lie" as such, or is it just an example of incredibly poor journalism and even worse fact-checking? Have they sacrificed the latter in the race to be first with the news? I just wonder whether it's reasonable to say that someone actually say down and decided ...
by droopsnoot
08 Aug 2018, 18:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My wife isn't speaking to me - apparently I ruined her birthday.

I've no idea how, I didn't even know it was her birthday.
by droopsnoot
26 Jul 2018, 10:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My parrot died yesterday. He was 12 years old and very obese.

I thought I'd be upset but to be honest it's a weight off my shoulders.
by droopsnoot
03 Jul 2018, 10:37
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 659
Views: 38611

Re: Last book read

The Blood Road, by Stuart McBride. Good book, as his usually are.
by droopsnoot
24 Jun 2018, 19:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1905
Views: 104349

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Me: "Boss, I have a massive problem I need to speak to you about...."

Boss: "Let me stop you there, you shouldn't think of things as problems, think of them as opportunities...."

Me: "OK boss, I need to speak to you about the massive drinking opportunity I have"
by droopsnoot
30 May 2018, 10:12
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Dave's gear through time
Replies: 16
Views: 1354

Re: Dave's gear through time

£200 isn't a lot to pay for something these days , I would think double that and you get far better Would changing the keyboards themselves make all that much difference to the sounds, if all they do is control rack-mounted synths? Surely a block of keys is a block of keys, it just needs to be reli...