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by droopsnoot
25 Nov 2019, 11:36
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I just met the manager of the Chinese restaurant where Toyah Willcox eats.

It's a Mr Wei.
by droopsnoot
22 Nov 2019, 10:29
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Randy Andy leave him alone.
Replies: 8
Views: 403

Re: Randy Andy leave him alone.

Makes you think of what people like David Icke have always been saying that its all true. Genuinely, nothing at all that I've heard in the news recently makes me think that, and I can't imagine anything will. Doesn't he say the royal family are shape-shifting lizards, or some such nonsense? And one...
by droopsnoot
03 Nov 2019, 19:19
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I spent the afternoon at my wife's grave.

She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
by droopsnoot
24 Oct 2019, 18:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

The Liverpool manager has resigned and is taking his family back to Germany.

Yes, the Klopps go back this weekend.
by droopsnoot
23 Oct 2019, 19:00
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Two astronauts are on the International Space Station.

Astronaut 1: Hey, I can't find any milk for my coffee.

Astronaut 2: In space, no-one can. Here, use cream.
by droopsnoot
16 Oct 2019, 10:25
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
Replies: 17
Views: 3693

Re: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?

I'm not that familiar with much of his stuff - like probably more than one person on this forum, I only knew "White Room" because Hugh did it - but I can see the technical ability of what he was doing. In some ways, though, that can be a bit too much sometimes. When I saw Wilko at a local music fest...
by droopsnoot
15 Oct 2019, 10:00
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
Replies: 17
Views: 3693

Re: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?

BBC4 showed the edition of Imagine entitled "Beware of Mr Baker" again last week, it was quite interesting. He does seem to be very good if you like that kind of drumming, but it's not for me - I don't mind complicated stuff, but sometimes it just goes on too long. Maybe it's better if you're in the...
by droopsnoot
04 Oct 2019, 18:24
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Interesting. Please, take a seat.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
by droopsnoot
24 Sep 2019, 18:53
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What have Thomas Cook and Gerry McCann got in common?

They'll take you on holiday, but won't bring you home.
by droopsnoot
09 Sep 2019, 18:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Went out for a Chinese last night. When I asked the waiter for the Specials, he brought me too much foo yung.
by droopsnoot
08 Sep 2019, 19:12
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2004
Views: 170319

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”

She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!”
by droopsnoot
02 Sep 2019, 09:47
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: KT Tunstall, "The Stranglers & a Kangaroo?"
Replies: 23
Views: 4680

Re: KT Tunstall, "The Stranglers & a Kangaroo?"

nbm wrote:
28 Aug 2019, 20:29
Saw KT Tunstall last night opening for Squeeze. She's still telling the same story!
I wonder if her fans roll their eyes and go "not that story again", the same way that Stranglers fans do when JJ starts banging on about that fight?