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by droopsnoot
22 Aug 2019, 18:52
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My mate with a stutter was telling me about his Nana.

By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.
by droopsnoot
17 Aug 2019, 18:49
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

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What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?

Found in your cell, unresponsive.
by droopsnoot
08 Aug 2019, 18:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

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A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. "You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket" But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket. "Oh really? This I've got to s...
by droopsnoot
08 Aug 2019, 10:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

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I started a new business specialising in beach shoes for people with only one leg.

It was a flop.
by droopsnoot
29 Jul 2019, 10:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Been out of work for three months, but I start a new job on Monday in a chess piece manufacturing firm.

Only snag is I am on Knights
by droopsnoot
02 Jul 2019, 09:28
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Glastonbury 2019
Replies: 18
Views: 898

Re: Glastonbury 2019

I saw some of The Cure's set, didn't do much for me but then I don't really know their stuff. The first four or five songs just seemed a bit slow for a festival headline set to me. I caught some of The Killers in the pub on the Saturday night, again I only know the stuff that's been on the radio but...
by droopsnoot
01 Jul 2019, 09:19
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Bands you disliked but are now quite a fan of
Replies: 9
Views: 949

Re: Bands you disliked but are now quite a fan of

I seem to pretty much hate everything I hear on the radio these days! I used to, but I find a lot of it is growing on me. I listen to Radio 1 while I'm working on the car, and it's surprising how much they play that I don't dislike. There's still a lot that I do of course, but plenty of it is quite...
by droopsnoot
10 Jun 2019, 10:01
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What has four letters, never has five and always has six.
by droopsnoot
31 May 2019, 12:36
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

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Charles, an anthropologist decides to study the natives of a distant tropical island. When he arrives he finds a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote location where he would make his collections. The river takes them downstream, and in the eve of the of the second day, they hear...
by droopsnoot
23 May 2019, 18:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

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News is breaking that Police have raided Kermit's lily pad and found thousands of indecent images of Miss Piggy.

A spokesman said "it's the worst case of frog's porn I've ever seen".
by droopsnoot
14 May 2019, 18:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

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Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone; can't you learn anything? One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that s...
by droopsnoot
10 May 2019, 18:35
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1958
Views: 143375

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A chap in the High Street asked me to take a survey.

“What do you know about dwarves?” He asked.

“Very little.” I replied.