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by cerdan6899
28 Jun 2019, 20:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154410

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

The wife and i have called it a day. She's said she can't put up with my obsession with football anymore and want's a divorce. Can't complain, we've had seventeen good seasons together.
by cerdan6899
04 Jun 2019, 12:43
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154410

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Somebody broke into my shed last night and stole all my Limbo gear....i mean cmon how low can you get.
by cerdan6899
11 Dec 2018, 17:00
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: When Was The Last Time You Saw A Rat?
Replies: 23
Views: 5373

Re: When Was The Last Time You Saw A Rat?

Never been one for cat's, but one found us a few years ago. When i say found us, he came around one day we were having a bbq. Everyone thought it would be nice to feed him. Six years later and he's still lodging with us. He lines up mice, bird's and even grass snake's outside the door and more or le...
by cerdan6899
07 Dec 2018, 14:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: RIP Pete Shelley
Replies: 32
Views: 6967

Re: RIP Pete Shelley

Made some wonderful noise with an amazing band. RIP pal.
by cerdan6899
05 Dec 2018, 18:28
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154410

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

1st Roman Soldier. Guess how many women i've slept with
2nd Roman Soldier. Mmmmmmm
1st Roamn Soldier. Not that many you fool


I can count on one hand how many times i've been to Chernobyl......fourteen.
by cerdan6899
27 Nov 2018, 21:53
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: I’m a Punk/New Waver ... Get Me Out Of Here!
Replies: 9
Views: 2429

Re: I’m a Punk/New Waver ... Get Me Out Of Here!

What about a punk / new wave egg heads team to take on the current BBC mob.
by cerdan6899
27 Nov 2018, 18:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: I’m a Punk/New Waver ... Get Me Out Of Here!
Replies: 9
Views: 2429

Re: I’m a Punk/New Waver ... Get Me Out Of Here!

Can't watch it at all. After reading Mr Lydons autobiography if i'm not mistaken i think he's already been in there, can't remeber myself. You do have some interesting people on your list thou.
by cerdan6899
28 Aug 2018, 11:02
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1987
Views: 154410

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

To the person who stole my antidepressants...i hope your happy now.
by cerdan6899
27 Jul 2018, 15:53
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Glen matlock
Replies: 7
Views: 2126

Re: Glen matlock

Quite, top bloke too, couldn't resist saying hello to him at The Stranglers convention in 2001.
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Was thinking of this convention the other day. Yes i also said hello to GM, struck up a small conversation with him, seemed a real tidy bloke.
by cerdan6899
20 Nov 2016, 18:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: My Annual Miranda Hart award for unfunniest comic.
Replies: 25
Views: 3603

Re: My Annual Miranda Hart award for unfunniest comic.

Good thread. Funnily enough I thought it was me just being a grumpy old git. I find none of these current day ' comediens ' funny at all. As previously posted the old gang were much more amusing. I personally think that anyone who uses other people's unfortunate circumstances as a way to take the p#...
by cerdan6899
01 Jun 2011, 09:20
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
Replies: 102
Views: 5091

Re: CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

MULLY wrote:
cerdan6899 wrote:Success breads success.
Crumbs!!

Whoops. :oops:
by cerdan6899
31 May 2011, 13:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
Replies: 102
Views: 5091

Re: CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

By just 1 trophy not rearly a huge gap to bridge is it,considering the success you have had over the past 20 years :smt005 . The Liverpool obsession with United success is comedy gold on occasions. Even to the point where the attitude is ' yea but we beat you twice in a season so that's all that ma...