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wat if ?

jj were to drop over dead.

hugh cornwell would rejoin on guitar.

baz would take over on bass, also attempting to do jj's signature moooves.

Oompa Loompas

FFS

So, I spent yesterday at the hospital for some routine testing.

They tested my patience.

My chart results just came in......

I'm negative.

.

A lady was walking into the local hardware store today when the leaky spouting took a major dump in her face.

When she got home and asked her husband what kind of bacteria would come off a roof.

Smartass answered : "You might get shingles."

Waffle waitress wrote: ↑22 Oct 2023, 11:11 What do you think of the DSOTM redux?

The guy managed to completely destroy a rock masterpiece.
Unfortunate.
Complete GARBAGE.
Totally fucking sucks.

Easy choice !

it was a "HANS" down decision .

hey,
just remember in the month of october,
if you've been scared shitless,
it could be considered a spooky dooky.

on you tube...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geIhLoOYgfY

what do you call a lesbian with braces ?

a box cutter.

do you know why vegans don't moan during sex ?

because they're afraid to admit that some meat makes them happy.

i called the incontinence line the other day and when they answered, they asked if i could hold.

i told them if i could hold i wouldn't be calling your office !

i recently attended a magic show in Mexico.

the magician said UNO, DOS, and then vanished without a Tres !!