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isn't Big John in a wheelchair now? I'm sure I saw a photo of him recently and he was using one...may have been a mobility scooter actually.

How do you stop 5 black guys raping a white chick.....


….throw in a basketball

what's the definition of a Jewish dilemma?

Free pork.

Islamic State have recruited 2,000 homosexual men to go out on jihads....they'll be known as Suicide Bummers.

ISIS have an entry in this year's X-Factor...she's known locally as Shariah Carey

Someday by External Menace ["stuff yer fuckin' rules didn't want them anyway!"]

I was raised by goldfish, which might explain the long trail of shit dangling out my ass.

my mate's wife has just left him and she's taken the satellite dish and all his Bob Marley records. Poor cunt...no woman no sky.

45 Grave - 45 Grave
The Alley Cats - Just An Alley Cat
Anima Mundi - Anima Mundi
Carnage - Carnage [uk punk]
Conflict - Conflict [uk punk]
Disorder - [complete] disorder
D.O.A - D.O.A
The Enemy - Prisoner Of War
The Exploited - Exploited Barmy Army

……..these spring to mind

youtube - mp3 download sites are being blocked everywhere [by Virgin Media I think]...is there any way round this crap. People, myself included, rely on youtube for concert rips and sometimes rare albums that aren't available anywhere else. I am a believer that we should support the artist by purcha...

Rachael Riley [countdown] is pregnant...I wonder if she'll pick the kid's name by choosing vowels and constanents...hope not..."hey Rache, what's yer kid called?"....WERTXDERG

a German flasher has just been nabbed by police...he goes by the name of Helmut Schoen